Olympic Recap
August 25, 2008
I watched a decent amount of the Olympics these
past couple of weeks. This is a big step up from
four years ago when I watched exactly 0 minutes of
them in Athens. Based on what I watched, I’ve come
away with the following conclusions:
US men’s soccer needs to get their shit together and start performing like the women.
16 year old Chinese women look like 12 year old Chinese girls.
Volleyball players must celebrate after every-single-point.
US track and field makes me sad.
Water polo, boxing, women’s basketball, and field hockey are boring as fuck.
The tallest and shortest Olympians, both Chinese, are separated by exactly 3 feet.
No matter how unattractive you are, if you win 8 gold medals, women everywhere thing you are sexy.
Shawn Johnson is more adorable than kittens, puppies, and the Coca-Cola polar bear combined.
And speaking of Shawn Johnson, it it just me or is Amy Adams exactly what Shawn Johnson will look like when she gets older?
US men’s soccer needs to get their shit together and start performing like the women.
16 year old Chinese women look like 12 year old Chinese girls.
Volleyball players must celebrate after every-single-point.
US track and field makes me sad.
Water polo, boxing, women’s basketball, and field hockey are boring as fuck.
The tallest and shortest Olympians, both Chinese, are separated by exactly 3 feet.
No matter how unattractive you are, if you win 8 gold medals, women everywhere thing you are sexy.
Shawn Johnson is more adorable than kittens, puppies, and the Coca-Cola polar bear combined.
And speaking of Shawn Johnson, it it just me or is Amy Adams exactly what Shawn Johnson will look like when she gets older?
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